Carol Biography

Carol plans to retire from her 9-5 job in 2019.  She is best known at work for speaking while on mute during conference calls and doing the pee pee dance while being counseled by upper management.  She can often be seen having idle conversation in the hallway,  working out in the gym, during lunch of course, and trying to look like a nerd in a face to face meetings.  Carol holds a degree in Business from Pace University in New York.


Carol and her husband Butch have a son Timmy and a daughter Mary. They spend most of their time strategizing how to convert Timmy’s 529 college savings plan to cover his legal fees and recovering from post traumatic syndrome when Mary returns to college after visiting.  In between arguments they enjoy biking riding and hanging out with their german shepherd Chief.


Carol has expert knowledge on how to put money on your kids phone card while in jail.  What to wear to when visiting the adult detention center.  What not to say when your teenager appears before a judge for third time for reckless driving. 


Carol is also known around the community as a psycho swim mom.  She has spent thousands of dollars and attended countless swim meets over thirteen years and neither of her kids swim in college.  Through this experience she has learned to take credit for all the successes and avoid blame for all their failures.  In her spare time she enjoys playing volleyball, pickleball and listening to live music.

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